Posted by: Joe
January 8, 2010

The cuddliest game controller I've ever seen.

I got my first article request a couple of days ago from my old buddy Jeff. He sent me a link to a YouTube video about an upcoming game called Wiiwaa and said it warranted comment by me. Well, I’m a man of the people, and I’m going to give the people what they want.

Here’s the link to the video, so go watch it and then come back. I’ll wait.

I’d make a joke like “hey, glad you’re back” but I’m funnier than that. Now, with something as off the wall and bizarre as what you just watched, surely I have something scathing and sarcastic to say, right?

Actually, I think it looks pretty damn impressive. It’d be very easy for them to rely on the novelty of a game controlled by a stuffed toy and not put any effort into making it enjoyable, but it really looks like they’re using the toy as a unique way to control an action game.

I mean, look at the part where he was sneaking up on that other monster. When the monster would turn, he’d have to lay the toy down so the monster he was controlling would hide. That’s cool! I don’t care what anyone says, that whole video was awesome.

The thing is, a lot of people are going to write this off as stupid and complain yet again that “this is the cancer that is killing video games. I only play mature games for mature gamers such as myself.” When people claim that gaming is “dying” it drives me absolutely nuts. Everyone flocks to the new Call of Duty or Madden, and then they will say with a straight face that New Super Mario Bros Wii is “stupid and for kids.” Are you SERIOUS? You wouldn’t even HAVE Generic Online Shooter and Football Game if it wasn’t for Mario. Gah.

Look, just because you’re not a kid anymore doesn’t mean that kids don’t exist. Kids deserve to have games and things made for them, just like YOU had when you were younger. You would have LOVED Wiiwaa when you were a kid. If you don’t want to play it now, that’s fine! You don’t have to! But to claim that these games shouldn’t be made is way out of line. Gaming isn’t some “elite club” that you have to be this –> hardcore to join. Expanding video games to a wider audience, a younger audience, can only BENEFIT your “mature games” since kids will get into the hobby young, and then grow up with it like we did. It’s beneficial to the survival of the medium. Look at an industry like comic books, which is spiraling the drain. The comic book companies didn’t do anything to expand their audience, they kept it as their own little circle, and when you don’t have a flow of new customers getting into your products, you’re going to isolate yourself out of business.

Will I buy Wiiwaa when it comes out? Maybe, I think the little monster guy is pretty kickass. Even if I don’t, though, I’m glad it was made, because it shows that there’s still some soul left in this increasingly stagnant industry, and I know there’s going to be lots of kids who love playing with it, just like I had playing with my games when I was their age.


1

I happen to think that the little guy is adorable. I might get this when it hits the stores; it looks cute! Great way for little kids to play the Wii.

2

Like I told my roommate while watching the video…

It’s dumb, but it’s not dumb. LOL

I think it’s a nifty and innovative way for kids to pick up games and actually feel like they are a part of it.

Two thumb up.

3

In my opinion, the people who look at something innovative like this and write it off as “the cancer killing video games,” are in fact the ones who are said “cancer”. I think this looks like a great way for little ones to enjoy gaming.

Honestly it would have been very easy for the makers to say “hey, we’ve got this great gimmick with the doll that’s going to sell, why bother making it actually do anything beyond shaking?” and just cash in on it, but they didn’t! They made it functional and interesting with the different motions and activities (that jumping thing with it’s ears? awesome.) and I give them MAJOR kudos for it.

I think the doll is cute too, and will probably get it when it comes out. You know, I can’t resist cute little creature-things.

4

Well played, sir.

However, I do take issue with your assertion that the comic book industry is “spiraling the drain”. The industry is doing extremely well and more people are reading comics than ever before… however, far fewer of those people are children.

5

Well, I didn’t fact check beforehand so I concede I may be wrong about that. However, I do think part of that is that the American comic book industry has adapted to the anime and manga craze, as I’ve observed browsing my local comicbookery.

6

Holy god…I want one. I’m totally going to use my nine month old daughter as an excuse to purchase this game.

Plus, I think that from a marketing standpoint this is a great idea. I’m not a fan of dropping fifty bucks on a game with single playthrough-ability, so I normally relegate those kinds of games to my Gamefly Q. However, I would never think of trying to rent this game without the plush and would most suredly buy it if I wanted to play it, and giving me a free plush Wiiwaa/controller cozie would help me justify spending my money on it.

7

Looks like a great pillow, but I don’t want to shove the wiimote down his throat. Looks Inhumane.
I’ll perform Wiiwaa surgery. Much more humane.

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