Gunstar Heroes, developed by Treasure and released in 1993 for the Sega Genesis is an amazing video game. One of the best ever, to be more specific. In fact, there was a study by world-renowned awesomologist Alejandir P. Feelgüd that found Gunstar Heroes contained more radness per second than had ever been recorded at that time. It has it all: explosions, an endless army of robots to fuel said explosions, customizable weapons, anime art style, solid co-op play and rockin’ 16-bit tunes. What it also had was awesome bosses with hilarious names. This is their tribute.

Allow me to introduce myself. I am Joe. I am 25 years old. I live in Boston with my fiancee who I think is pretty rad. I am an advocate of video games, anime, hilarity, and other things that I think are awesome. These things include, but are not limited to, ninjas, zombies, zombie ninjas, catapults, guitar solos, Han Solos, Rolos, not acting my age, the soundtrack to EarthBound, writing, overthrowing dictators, Dragon Punches, Falcon Punches, Hawaiian Punches, and the Nintendo 64 controller.

This blog is going to be pretty kickass. You can come here any time you want and read what I have to say, and it’s free. It’s like, you don’t even have to live near me and you get to talk to me whenever. Except it’s more like me talking to you, and you don’t get to say anything back, but if you were talking to me face to face that’s pretty much how it’d go anyway, so I just saved you airfare.

Rather than running a gaming news blog where I give tons of updates you can read practically anywhere else, I’m going to focus more on my experiences and insight. Why are my opinions worth posting on the internet for everyone to see? Because they’re mine. Duh.

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